5 phrases men should never tell us when we are in "those days"
There are things we women cannot escape from: chipped nails immediately after the semi-permanent, the successful high school partner who meets us at the supermarket while we are without make-up but, most of all, the period. In "those days" we are a real "H" bomb in the sense that each of our sentences begins with an imperative verb to have such as "Are you finished? I said stop".
Here are the phrases that men should never say to us but that, despite the 2000 years of history, continue to repeat to us undeterred.
1. "Lately you eat like an ox"
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Of course. I eat like an ox because I'm preparing for the busiest week of the month. Sorry, but do you finish the pizza? No, because I'm still a little peckish.
2. "Why don't you go out? So you cheer yourself up"
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I promised Rose that I would be with him during Jack's death. I'm very sorry, maybe later. I should go out but all I want to do is watch "Titanic" on the sofa. Then “The pages of our life”, then “Dear John” and finally “Titanic”. Again.
3. "Are you doing yoga? Are you serious?"
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Years and years of sanitary napkin advice have led us to this. At the first cramp we find ourselves curled up on the bed: there are those who perform in a dynamic butterfly position, there are those who streching like the Williams sisters before a meeting and those who just curl up in a corner praying that the pain will end soon. Don't ask us why we do it, the tampons tell us.
4. "It seems to me that you do not have clear ideas"
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HOW THE HELL DO YOU ALLOW YOURSELF? I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO DO ... But did I tell you today that I love you? No, because that new t-shirt is truly enchanting for you.
5. "Wouldn't it be better if we spent the holidays at my parents' house?"
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For this answer we will have to go back to point 4: ABSOLUTELY NOT. But now that I think about it, it's really been my life that I haven't eaten your mother's lasagna ...
