There are at least 20 reasons why the bra is a real instrument of torture ...
Our breasts deserve all the support and love in the world, but he doesn't. The bra is often one of the most hated underwear by women. in short, there are at least 20 perfectly rational reasons that lead us to hate the bra.
1. Wear it
Men, when they have to take it off, it takes about 2 hours, and they do not have to do it with their hands behind their backs, without a view and with the risk of blocking the neck every time. We? A few seconds, sure, but every time it feels like a yoga class. By the way, how do you put it?
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2. It twists
You put it wrong: while you were trying to put it in the dark in the bedroom while your partner was asleep, you got it so tangled that to put it back you will have to wait to go to the bathroom, take off your clothes, take it off and put it back on. In the meantime, you bear the pain and the hook that got stuck in your back.
3. It has to be taken care of
Hand wash it? Thing? Everything in the washing machine and the fear passes. Sure, they'll be ruined in less than a year, they'll lose those gorgeous applications you paid the hell for and if it's silk it'll tear soon, but life's too short to think about hand washing all your bras.
4. Never buy the nude or white one
We women never buy what we really need. We have them in all colors, features, materials, strapless and with straps, we also have doubles, but we don't have a white or nude bra needless to pay for it. We often leave the house convinced that this time we will buy it, and instead we return with the usual fuchsia lace outfit that winked at us from the window.
5. Worse than bras? Sports bras
They do not solve any problem: nipples at sight, flatten and do not hold. Sports bras are useless and some even wear a regular bra underneath the sports bra. In short, good only for puberty.
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A good black lace push-up, or a comfortable silk bra to put on to stay cool. How much do they cost? Always too much!
7. The creases on the back
There is nothing worse than closing our bra and taking a look at the overall effect and noticing the beautiful groove behind our back in the mirror. This means no tight shirts and sexy dresses. Thank you bra, thank you very much.
© Pinterest via mykasworld.wordpress.com8. The transparent straps
Among the things created by man, the transparent straps are the most deplorable. They are seen, they make a stuffed effect and they are the most unsightly thing worn by women.
9. Ongoing maintenance
Don't expect your bra to stay still all day in the morning, huh! It will move, it will annoy you and you in the middle of the street will try to fix it, while some disgusting man will stare at you. What a difficult life!
10. After years you still don't know your size
"First, second, third, fourth and fifth" in Italy. Go to another store and see the French sizes "70, 75, 80, 85, 90" and then the cup (a, b, c, d). And now? What do I take?
11. Men and bras
You are kissing, everything is perfect, he undresses you gently, but he has to measure himself against him, the bra. Clumsily tries to take it off, but between hooks, straps and everything else the romantic moment is ruined.
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You always buy new, technical fabrics, precious and of all shapes, but in the end, when you want to be comfortable, just wear him, that old worn cotton bra, broken in several places. But what can you do with it, it's the most comfortable thing you've ever worn, and you will NEVER throw it away!
13. The fall of the shoulder pads
You tighten them and you risk stopping the blood circulation, you widen them just a little "and no one knows by what physical law they fall as soon as you move. One thing you have learned in about 20 years of bra: the straps sooner or later fall, and you you can't do anything about it.
14. The padding
Sure a bit of help is handy in that area, not all women are well placed, but you realize that there is something wrong when you go to buy a bra and just padded models turn you into a pin-up. ... and you only have a second Do you think a man doesn't notice the difference under the covers?
15. The marks on the body
Other than small marks on the body: you often find yourself with furrows on the skin, red marks and irritations, especially under the breasts. And don't say it's not an instrument of torture.
16. The pellets ... on the cup
The problem is that we should have washed it by hand, the saleswoman had recommended. But after the washing machine our very expensive bra is full of dots and is no longer so soft to the touch.
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You try to put the underwire back in place when the seam no longer holds up. Can't do it, right? Of course, it's impossible.
18. The invisible bra
They look like two slices of chicken, but instead they are two silicone cups that some insist on calling an invisible bra. Ugly and unsightly, a bit like the transparent straps we talked about earlier.
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You take it off from under your shirt or dress, sometimes you can do it even when they have shoulder pads: only for real professionals.
20. However, when you take it off as soon as you get home ...
... is better than sex!
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