5 situations where the bra is your worst enemy

1. I thought it was love, but it was a smaller size

How many times have we experienced true love for a bra? The color, the shape, the combination with the panties, everything is perfect. Only after the purchase, and only after wearing it for the first time, we realize that the size we have always used, precisely for that bra, is not the right size. itself! We will spend a whole day breathing hard, without being able to relax the back and without being able to eat too much. Is it worth it? Never!

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2. The revolt of the bra with cups and underwire

We are convinced that, in order to have beautiful high breasts, we must enclose them in a bra complete with cups and underwire. But we are women and our breasts change size even after days (you know, hormones play bad tricks!). So, about 5 minutes after we left the house, we notice a strange movement: cups and underwire, instead of doing their job, create a strange phenomenon of stiffening of the bra that is useless to fight by tightening the straps to the maximum. Phenomenon for which we find ourselves with a kind of balcony inside which our poor shirt slips, highlighting an emptiness that discomfort is nothing!

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3. What if he gets up all the time?

Exactly so: it happens that sometimes the bra is on strike and does not do its duty. So instead of supporting what mother nature has given us, highlighting it, it crushes it. This happens especially when the lower band of the bra, the one with the hooks to fasten it, is not well balanced with the rest and rises, placing itself nicely on the breast. And let's not talk about when the bra in question also has underwire! What harm does it do?

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4. If we exaggerated with the push-up at the first meetings ...

Because when we have an appointment with a person we have recently met, with the boyfriend of our dreams, with our future husband, we often "pump up" the décolleté situation. The problem arises later, when intimacy makes its way through the alleys of passion and explodes into carnality. And it is there that the bra, which until that moment has remained the perfect Jessica Rabbit, betrays us and leave in total solitude!

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5. Label, damn label!

Because we don't always remember to cut it, because sometimes we cut it badly, because sometimes it is impossible to completely eliminate it. The fact is that the comfort and tranquility of a comfortable bra are often threatened by them: the labels! Whether they are made of cloth or plastic, they threaten our day with itching and itching. The solution? Either tear off the bra or get a faithful companion ready to cut it immediately!

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In short, we understand that in certain situations lace and lace are indispensable, but in the tiring life of every day, it is better to rely on a true friend, one of those that really anyone would like to have.