Bad phrases to dedicate to ex girlfriends: here are the best
Ex-girlfriends can be a big problem in a relationship, especially if they emerge from your boyfriend's past and start sowing discord among you. How to fix them once and for all? You could start by delivering one of these digs to her so she won't have any doubts about what you think of her. The ex, then, are one of the first causes of crisis in couples. Watch the video to learn how to deal with them without suffering!
The baddest phrases to dedicate to ex-girlfriends on social networks
Are you chatting with your boyfriend's ex and looking for some naughty phrases to put her back in line? Try one of these. We have collected the most hateful phrases to dedicate to those who just can't stand. You can use them for an Instagram post or on Twitter - they are also complete with hashtags, so you don't have any doubts about the kind of feeling you have.
What's the point of talking about you when your fame precedes you everywhere? #hypocrisyportamivia
I will celebrate this day as the day of liberation. See you again #ex
I don't insult you: I just describe you. If you don't find any differences, the problem is your #maqualibuonirrelati
Anyone who says that flowers grow from manure should urgently know you #exceptions
Under the covers you can pretend to be whoever you want; so out of bed your reputation has already fallen apart. From Twitter
I'd give you five minutes of intelligence to make you realize how stupid you are.
I feel something for you: it sucks! On Instagram you can pretend to be who you are not but I know you. #seipenosa
Do not be angry if there are those who consider you half stupid. You can see that he only half knows you… From Instagram
Do you know what would look good on you? A truck. Anonymous
Nature is not always perfect ... But with you it has really exaggerated! From Twitter
The most famous quotes for bad ex girlfriends
When an ex girlfriend puts a spanner in the works of your love relationship, there is only one thing to do: put it back in its place. Try to dedicate this roundup of aphorisms and super bad quotes to her and she will immediately understand that she has to leave your man alone. Some phrases are very offensive, others are a little softer and funnier, but they all have one thing in common: they are really nice digs to direct at a person who has made you angry.
Irony is wasted when used on stupid people. Oscar Wilde
The wise man knows he is stupid, it is the stupid who thinks he is wise. William Shakespeare
The more I look at you, the more my self-esteem rises! From Tumblr
You are the stupidest answer to a question ever asked. Anonymous
The problem with humanity is that the stupid are overconfident, while the intelligent are full of doubts. Bertrand Russell
Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you. From Twitter
I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be happy to make an exception. Groucho Marx
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx
Life is short ... I can't waste it hearing your bullshit. From Tumblr
You deserve the Oscar for "Best Supporting Brain". From "my psycho ex girlfriend"
Everyone is always in a hurry, but they always find time to break the boxes!
Life has taught me that some people need to know how to kick them ... Kick in the butt!
You are an idiot, please inquire. Totò
The emptier the heads, the longer the tongues! From "my psycho ex girlfriend"
If you are smart, you hide it very well. From Tumblr
Do you know the one about the fool on a pedestal? - No. - Come down and I'll tell you! Anonymous
I can't fool you because you already are. Totò
The most offensive phrases for ex-girlfriends who don't mind their own business
You have always been an idiot, but over time you are perfecting yourself. Anonymous
How do you love nature after everything it has done to you?
It is not true that you are useless. Set a bad example.
You are a mythological being: half woman, half fool.
I like you so much that I would applaud you for hours ... With your head in the middle and two bricks in your hand.
Your brain is like Peter Pan's island. There is not!
There is a person who could find something good in you: a cannibal.
You wouldn't be up to it even if you lay me down.
If you were a verb you would be in the present participle of "deficere".
You are like the sun ... You cannot be looked at!
You are nothing mixed with nothing. From "my psycho ex girlfriend"
You only need your head to keep your ears apart. From Twitter
Your conscience is clean only because you have never used it. Anonymous
Can you imagine, you could have been an "ordinary idiot, but not you. You wanted to overdo it!"
You bring so much bad luck that a black cat touches iron when it sees you.
You do not look good. Have you already gone to see the vet? Anonymous
Congratulations love! I've never heard so much bullshit all at once.
But won't you hurt yourself to fall so low among all men?
Make sense of my life ... Of vomit! From "my psycho ex girlfriend"
You are as useful as the fork for eating broth. Anonymous
If ignorance flew, your parents would feed you with a sling.
I don't hit you just because it would make me sick to touch you.
Do you know what the difference is between you and a mirror? The mirror reflects without speaking and you speak without reflecting.
It could have been worth it, but you preferred to do it.
If you squawk I can't understand you.
You throw it hard, but at most you could flush my toilet.
When I see you I take my breath away ... It's allergy.
For me you are like the unicorn of women: you do not exist.
Of you, I admire the consistency. Ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside!
Fun aphorisms to use as a dig for exes
We have collected the most beautiful and funny phrases found on Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, but also those of famous authors on the subject of ex girlfriends. Some of these are particularly heavy (we can define them as "bitches"), but when it takes it takes! They can be dedicated to women but also men, why not, who have really made us angry with their interference in our love relationship.
If you're going to have two faces, at least try to make one look pretty, love.
Have you ever wondered where you come from, or where are you going? If you want I can tell you where you could go ... From Instagram
You are so unlucky that if you participate in bad luck competitions, you will come second! From "my psycho ex girlfriend"
You do not like me? Sit down with the others who are waiting for me to give a damn. From Twitter
I am for free speech, but you say bullshit! Anonymous
Never argue with an idiot, he drags you to his level and beats you with experience. Oscar Wilde
You leave me speechless ... Your deep ugliness just leaves me stunned! From "Photos and videos.com"
I'm not saying you're having trouble, but have you tried shutting down and restarting?
I put you in my pocket and when I remember you less.
Thanks, support your opinion there as well. From "Photos and videos.com"
If I'm bothering you tell me, I keep going! Anonymous
If I have offended you with these jokes, I apologize. I didn't think you could read. From Twitter
You are a small person and you are also a girl with serious problems relating to others. Cit., My psychologist
Bitches like you aren't born every day, congratulations.
This sentence is worthy of your person: take and take home. Anonymous
You can spare the digs you send me, you are a girl who is worth very little. From Tumblr
Don't interfere in my life and my man's or I'll put you through a bad quarter of an hour. From "Frasiex"
Your posts are like you: offensive and vulgar. From "my psycho ex girlfriend"
You're not acting like a bitch, you're so natural. From "Frasiex"
