Sharp phrases: quotes to put those who deserve it in their place
Dialogue and tolerance are the cornerstones of any relationship and any peaceful relationship. In fact, biting your tongue avoids futile discussions that can often be done without, but sometimes it is very complicated. These sharp phrases are a collection of bad aphorisms and quotes or better yet aimed at putting people in their place. In this short video you will see annoying situations that will justify your nervousness and desire to use the sharp sentences that follow.
Sharp phrases: the worst to say to those who deserve it
Most of the time we try to avoid useless and sterile discussions, which lead to no solution other than a healthy quarrel. Still, it's really hard to let it go when someone instigates and annoys us right in the sweet spot, where they know they can hit us. At that point, putting them in their place with a sharp, slightly nasty sentence and some bitchy and bastard quotes seems like a good move. Words have power and you can use them at will to get the images you want: here's a list from which you can start!
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Sir, if you were a gentleman I would challenge you to a duel, but since you are not, I will send my servants to beat you.
Anonymous
I don't hit you just because it would make me sick to touch you.
I would like to capture your feelings, play with them and abandon them as you did with me!
I feel something for you: it sucks!
You at my levels? You wouldn't even get there by elevator, resign yourself!
But get away from there, can't you see I was waving goodbye to the dumpster for you?
You are the woman with unforgiving lips, your kiss literally leaves you stunned ... Do something for the breath please!
Do you know what would look good on you? A truck.
You are so ugly that if you meet a poop on the street it moves to avoid being beaten by you!
Make sense of my life ... of vomit!
The more I look at you, the more I understand nothing ... Your deep ugliness leaves me just stunned!
If you want to impress, explode.
Do you remember that party in which God gave beauty and intelligence to all the guests? Oops ... sorry, you weren't there!
Anonymous
I always keep a picture of you with me ... so I solved my constipation problems.
Everyone is always in a hurry, but they always find time to break the boxes!
Anonymous
You bring so much bad luck that a black cat touches iron when it sees you.
I love people who speak behind my back… they understand what their place is… behind me!
You are nothing mixed with nothing.
You are so ugly that you would make the Lochness monster disgusted.
And if one day you fall, I'll be there to take you ... for the piss.
Anonymous
You're so bad that if a girl asks you out it's because you locked yourself in the bathroom.
Life is short… I can't waste it hearing your bullshit.
I really have to thank you. As soon as I saw you the hiccups passed!
I'm not saying I hate you, but if I hurt you and I had a phone in my hand, I'd use it to order a pizza.
I still have a lot to give you. Fire, for example.
Life has taught me that some people need to know how to kick them… kick their ass!
Of course if the light depended on you it would always be dark ... and let go of me!
You are annoying like the oil that despite trying to wash it off always remains there and slips on you ... just like you.
You wouldn't be up to it even if you lay me down.
Don't be afraid of nature: you have to be bold and run the risk of being disappointed and making mistakes.
After having intentionally attracted your attention, I wondered if it was worth it ... To you, the arduous sentence!
Anonymous
You are on the edge of the abyss, but soon you will take a step forward!
Let's play a game: I close my eyes and you get out of my sight.
It's not that I hate you, but since I have to defend the environment if I see garbage on the ground I should pick you up! You know there is a crisis, and I don't want to pay a fine!
I wrote your name in the sand. Of the cat. In the litter box.
But did you see yourself in the face? I would advise you to consult a good veterinarian as soon as possible!
You are so ugly that if the Lochness monster were to exist and he were to meet you, he would be scared to death.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be happy to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
Sharp phrases about lack of intelligence
When you want to hit someone, doing it on intelligence is the right move. In fact, let's face it, there's nothing worse than feeling stupid. Being considered an idiot gets nervous and anger escalates, inevitably leading to a fight. If you don't care about the discussion that will come up, mark a sharp sentence to use in due time: these quotes are definitely bastard, and a little bad, remember that anger must be a thing of a moment, not a permanent feeling.
I'd give you five minutes of intelligence to make you realize how stupid you are.
You are the stupidest answer to a question ever asked.
The emptier the heads, the longer the tongues!
You are an idiot, please inquire.
Totò
If you are smart, you hide it very well.
You deserve the Oscar for "Best Supporting Brain".
Some people confuse free speech with the right to shoot bullshit.
You are not stupid, you are just differently intelligent.
You're not that stupid to be a fool!
You have always been a bit of a fool, but I must say that over time you are improving yourself!
Do not be angry if there are those who consider you half a fool. You can see that he only half knows you ...
Irony is wasted when used on stupid people.
Oscar Wilde
You are so stupid that when you do the idiot you look normal!
- You know the one about the fool on a pedestal? - No. - Come down and I'll tell you!
Anonymous
If ignorance flew, your parents would feed you with a sling.
You are so stupid that you would turn on the light to see if it is dark.
You are so stupid that you would not find a thorn in a cactus forest.
The tie is a male accessory that serves to indicate where men's brains are.
Anonymous
You are a mythological being: half man, half idiot.
The problem with humanity is that the stupid are overconfident, while the intelligent are full of doubts.
Bertrand Russell
If you were a verb you would be in the present participle of "deficere".
You only need your head to keep your ears apart.
Do you know what the difference is between you and a mirror? The mirror reflects without speaking and you speak without reflecting.
Never argue with an idiot, he drags you to his level and beats you with experience.
Oscar Wilde
You could have been any idiot, but you weren't. You wanted to overdo it!
The wise man knows he is stupid, it is the stupid who thinks he is wise.
William Shakespeare
Funny sharp phrases
Sharp and funny are two words that are almost a contrast to each other, as someone would judge them as opposites. However, it is possible that anger and annoyance can turn into indifference, which is essential for not staying angry for too long. This is why we throw ourselves into another feeling, perhaps the most useful in these cases: indifference. It is precisely this free and totally disinterested feeling that leads to joking about what previously made us so nervous and angry. Use these images to formulate the perfect cutting phrase, taking the pebbles off your shoe but still remaining superficial, with funny aphorisms, albeit bad quotes.
Nature is not always perfect… but with you it has really exaggerated!
Some people confuse free speech with the right to shoot bullshit.
Anonymous
You have such a big nose that if you model a painter the picture comes out with the handle.
You're as cute as a pimple on the tip of your nose.
When I see you I take my breath away ... it's allergy.
The more I look at you, the more my self-esteem rises!
You are so loser that if you participate in bad luck competitions, you will finish second!
I don't spit in your face out of respect for my saliva.
In life everyone makes mistakes ... but with you they really exaggerated!
Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.
Anonymous
Have you ever wondered where you come from, or where are you going? If you want I can tell you where you could go ...
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx
It is not true that you are useless. Set a bad example.
You are not a rare pearl. You're a rare idiot!
You are so bad that when you were born your mother sent the notes of apology to everyone.
Don't blame your parents for how you are… poor things, they too will have been very upset.
You are as nice as the dandruff you carry on your head.
Once I was nice to everyone. Then I got better.
Anonymous
If I have offended you with these jokes, I apologize. I didn't think you could read.
It could have been worth it, but you preferred to do it.
You throw it hard, but at most you could flush the toilet.
The world sucks. Not for nothing you are a man of the world.
Anonymous
I didn't insult you. I described you!
Anonymous
You are lucky! You don't need a face towel and a butt towel. It's okay with you too.
If you're going to have two faces, at least try to make one look pretty.
Have you ever wondered where you come from, or where are you going? Oops, hurry in before they close the chicken coop!
Anonymous
And to say that if I made me smart too stupid it would be just you!
For me you are like a solar eclipse: you cannot be looked at!
Ah it's you, what a fear, from a distance you looked like a Halloween pumpkin! How many times have I told you to always stay under the lights in the evening?
Your breath is like cigarettes - it harms you and those around you!
One day I saw you go by: I liked your way of doing things, you were nice, you were nice ... but I didn't know you were an idiot!
Anonymous
If one day you wake up and don't see the sun, you are either dead or you are the sun. I tell you: If one day you wake up and do not see the sun ... Sleep it is still night!
Last night I dreamed of you ... you were beautiful, wet and tanned. Then I flushed the toilet and you disappeared.
Hey, I think I have seen a goose! Look at her, she is there, in the middle of the herd… hear how she cackles! Here it comes… ah, sorry dear, I didn't recognize you.
For me you are like an angel fallen from heaven ... but landed on your face!
Short sharp sentences
In love and war everything is lawful ... and overdoing it with words is useless. That is why it is not necessary to use too long bastard sentences or bitchy quotes that go to create a monologue to make an outburst at the other person. A few words, targeted, among which you select the most cutting and the one that suits you to put the person who made you angry is his place. Here you will find a tale of sharp sentences, even a little bad, short, easy to keep in mind and useful when needed.
You are dirty on your face ... not there, on the other buttock!
Don't make war ... Take a shower.
I can't fool you because you already are.
Totò
You are like the sun ... you cannot be looked at!
Anonymous
Common sense is not supplied as standard, it is an option that you did not purchase!
You deserve a lot of applause ... but with your face in the middle!
Last night I dreamed of you ... it will be the fault of the peppers I ate last night.
But won't you hurt yourself falling so low?
Anonymous
Avoid taking pictures with your dog that you confuse me.
Your conscience is clean only because you have never used it.
Anonymous
There is a person who could find something good in you: a cannibal.
