Funny goodnight quotes: the funniest to share with your friends
The tiredness of the day most of the time makes us forget to smile in the evening, even when we are finally free. If you don't like this perspective too, share pictures of the funniest and wittiest phrases and aphorisms to put the people you love to sleep with a smile. Irony is sometimes all we need after a long day, but right after a good restful sleep: this is how you should sleep according to your zodiac sign!
Funny goodnight quotes: love for the bed
If you are looking for funny phrases to wish someone a nice goodnight, you are in the right place. Choose the quote or aphorism that you think is the wittiest and send it on WhatsApp or by message to whoever you want! These images will make your friends go to sleep with a smile on their face: a bit of lightheartedness to share is always needed.
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Between saying and doing there is pajamas. Good night!
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my drug dealer, and the alarm clock is my police.
And then the moment will come when you will feel strong, very strong, capable of breaking the world, but nothing ... you will already have put on your pajamas.
I always think that coughing and tossing and turning in bed at night should be considered gymnastics. Good night.
I failed the swimsuit fitting, but I'm infallible in those pajamas. Good night!
I took the test: “Find out who you're going to sleep with”. And my pajamas came out!
If you want breakfast in bed tomorrow, remember to sleep in the kitchen. Night!
The bed seduced me and I succumbed to his advances. Good night.
I'm going to sleep, goodnight!
Tonight I feel so transgressive that I'm ready for an extreme gesture: I don't put sugar in chamomile. Night!
My bed is a magical place where everything that I should have done and didn't do comes to mind.
Anonymous
There are nights that goodnight is an opinion.
I go to bed very late every night, and when I wake up in the morning I realize it wasn't a good idea.
We all have lovely neighbors who, as soon as you put your head on the pillow, start with removals, group dances and bowls tournaments.
The heart says "goodnight world", the head says "it's only 4pm".
I have so much sleep that I make dreams in lire. Good night!
Be quiet ... can you hear it? It is my soft, beautiful and warm bed that calls my name. I have to go and hear what he wants. Good night.
8:30 pm: pajamas in socks, blanket and herbal tea, because life is one and must be lived to the full.
Funny goodnight quotes to share with those you love
Sometimes all it takes is to find yourself sharing a bed with the one you love. When this is not possible, however, you can keep yourself company by exchanging funny phrases, both by phone and via WhatsApp by message. The important thing is to share the wittiest images so that you laugh together, as if you were next to each other. Here are the wittiest ways to wish a sweet night to the one you love, without losing your sense of humor!
I am in my bed.
You are in your bed.
One of the two is in the wrong place.
The sheep are not working tonight. I have already counted them, clipped them and I'm doing the third sweater.
I'm going to bed early, tonight at 2:40 am having a dream with you and I don't want to miss it. Good night.
"Goodnight" and then it's still online. He did not understand that I could start the Punic wars.
I go to bed, a few cm separate us but they seem miles and my fear is that I will no longer be able to hear you as I should. Goodnight wake up.
When you say "goodnight" to someone but then you don't sleep and then you enter social media like a thief hoping not to leave any traces.
I'd say goodnight, but I can't guarantee.
In my opinion the right place at the right time is the bed. Now. Good night!
The person you think about before falling asleep thinks of another in turn. Someone had to tell you.
Anonymous
Bad when you say goodnight to the love of your life in the evening and he can't answer you because it's a sofa.
You are never too old for a goodnight kiss.
I go to sleep. That escapes me from dreaming.
Let the sweetest dream come to you tonight, let the sweetest person come to your dreams tonight, but don't make it a habit, cause I'm not free every night. Goodnight!
Every "goodnight" should be followed by a "tomorrow we have breakfast together".
Anonymous
If time isn't waiting for you, don't worry. Simply remove the battery from the alarm clock and enjoy your life. Good night.
The stars and the moon come just to wish you a good night. Let the moonlight guide your dreams as you spend the night away.
If he saves your goodnight messages so he can reread them when you're not around ... he's your person.
So is it confirmed? See you at the same time, in the same dream? Do not miss!
Anonymous
If you can sleep at night it is because you are awake in someone else's dreams.
But really, before falling asleep do you whisper goodnight to each other with love? No, because my husband finds me snoring, asleep with glasses, hot water bottle, double pillow, book and maybe foaming at the mouth!
Funny good night phrases about sleeping
How hard it is to get up and leave the bed every day. Sleeping is indeed comforting and is often the solution to too many thoughts that cloud the mind during the day. If you are also a lover of sleep and sleeping is your favorite hobby, here are the best funny phrases to share with your friends: surely these images will not be unknown to you!
We all have to believe in something. I think I'll go to sleep. Night!
My problem is that when I sleep I get the strokes of genius, and when I am awake I get asleep.
The bed is calling me. I'm going to see what he wants.
A day without sunlight is like, you know ... night!
Steve Martin
When I'm done saying goodnight on all social networks I have to start saying good morning on all social networks.
I'm going to count the hares: they are faster and I fall asleep earlier. Good night.
I am so sleepy that I gave the sheep a night's vacation. Good night!
Yawning Exercises Done! Now I can go to sleep.
I don't understand why insomnia always comes at night. It would suit me during the day.
Paolo Dune
Instead of saying "I have my alarm in 5 hours" try saying "I have a capuccino and a croissant with cream in 5 hours".
Trust me, it's so much better! Good night!
Duvet. Chamomile. And so enjoy the best years of life.
The pillow asked me for friendship ... I think I accept it. Good night.
Anonymous
I need to sleep at least 12 hours a day. Plus the night.
Paolo Burini
Me: "Goodnight".
Anxiety: No, I don't think so.
The paranoia: You would like it.
Insomnia: I keep you awake all night!
I looked in the mirror and saw two dark circles with a woman around. Good night!
The man of dreams exists. Just keep sleeping. Good night!
I'm so grateful to Facebook, otherwise I'd have to let 350 people know I'm ready for bed.
My wife says goodnight to me in two ways:
1) Night!
2) Goodnight my love!
I'll let you guess which one is for me and which one is for the dog.
I wanted to tell you that when you say goodnight on social media at half past eight in the evening, you make me feel a little anxious.
Viviana Lentini
At 5 years old: Goodnight mom.
At 15: Goodnight friends.
At 20: Goodnight love.
At 35: Goodnight Fuffi.
Anonymous
"His ideal of earthly happiness?"
"Six hours of sleep straight."
Gesualdo Bufalino
