Sex in the office: be careful where you do it! Some tips to indulge in some spicy notes even at work

While some of us strictly follow the motto "no sex in the workplace", others prefer to make the day more interesting by indulging in kisses and caresses between the desks. After all, having sex in the office is one of the most common erotic fantasies. According to psychologist Loic Roche it takes 4 months to find a sexual partner in the workplace, while the times get longer in daily life, which takes from 6 to 12.

But be careful, to take full advantage of these moments, some golden rules must be respected. Although no legal text prohibits sex in the workplace, a minimum of discretion is still recommended. Here are some practical instructions for use.

1. Find the right place

Rule number one: choose carefully the place of your meetings. Blessed are those who have their own office, with a door that closes. In fact, these will be able to attract their partner to their secret cave and let themselves go in complete tranquility. The others, victims of open space fashion, will have to show ingenuity and imagination.
With a little attention, you and your partner can easily enjoy a sexy break in the office even in the absence of a comfortable bed, just knowing how to make the most of the best moments, away from prying eyes and taking advantage of the absence of colleagues.
In addition to the classic places that are the background for romantic encounters in the office, desk, floor and photocopier, to make the secret meeting more spicy, we suggest other places to exploit to consume your passion:

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• The fire escape: accessible but not very busy, it is the ideal place to satisfy a sudden desire
• The elevator: the narrowness of the place, the fear of being discovered and the need to be quick contribute to the success of this erotic fantasy
• The bathroom: it is not a very romantic place, but it has the advantage of offering a door with a padlock and therefore a little intimacy. In order not to arouse suspicion, enter and exit separately and above all no screams of pleasure if you do not want to rush the whole office
• Underground parking: find a good excuse to go down to the parking lot (the briefcase or jacket forgotten in the car), and join your partner in the back seat of his car

2. Find the right partner

You have to be able to not make any missteps when starting one liasion, of any nature, with a colleague. Yes, because working closely together, it is not easy to manage misunderstandings and disagreements. Better to have clear ideas and act accordingly.
Another fundamental rule is to select the right type for you. Here are the types of partners you can meet between desks.

• The official partner: in addition to your life, does your sweetheart also share the office with you? Take advantage of it to break the routine and experience stimulating moments beyond the home
• The passing colleague: on an internship, on a fixed-term contract, on the road, visiting the New York branch, the ideal partner is someone who will stay for a short time and who will not have time to take advantage of the 11 am break to tell everyone what color are your panties
• The colleague of all time: you always work in pairs, you have a great complicity and by dint of attending him seven hours a day does not leave you indifferent, so why not take the plunge? If you have a serious relationship in mind, why not, but if it is just a passing desire, think carefully before acting: your professional relationships could be affected or, even worse, one of you could fall in love.
• The boss or the subordinate: minefield, hierarchy and sexual relations rarely get along. While the thrill, the feeling of breaking the rules and the allure of power will not be lacking, being accused of sexual harassment or being promoted by paying in kind would harm your career and credibility.

3. The golden rules of sex in the office

Here are some useful tips to keep your passion secret and avoid layoffs or enmities at work:

• Absolute discretion: feeding the gossip of the 11 am break is not useful to anyone.
• Avoid exchanging hot emails: it is easy to press the wrong button and send a hard message to all the contacts in the office.
• Never undress completely, in case someone has the bad idea of ​​entering the room at the wrong time.
• Check that there are no cameras in the parking lot or in the lift.
• A little respect: if the chosen colleague was disappointing or even an emeritus idiot, don't shout it from the rooftops.