20 THINGS MEN SHOULD NEVER DO IN BED - LOVE-E-PSYCHOLOGY

20 things men do in bed but should definitely avoid

More often than not (fortunately), having intercourse is a moment filled with passion, which causes electric shocks to flow through every muscle and along every inch of skin. In short, those nights of fire that make us stay excited for days and days and that make us sigh at the very thought. Unfortunately, every now and then, you happen to find men on your way who just don't know how to behave in the bedroom. From those who forget the existence of foreplay to those who think they are the protagonists of a porn movie and, consequently, treat us like a porn star.

Yet it would be enough for men to avoid this series of things to turn into caring, generous and obviously lovers to whom it would be almost impossible to say no. Men, if you are still listening, are you ready to take notice?

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1. NEVER forget about foreplay

The worst thing you can ever do is forget about foreplay. Of course, every now and then you notice the best quickie it can be nice, but if it's a hot night it's definitely better to take it slow and enjoy every single minute. Of course, the clitoris is the erogenous zone par excellence, but before you get there, you should make some stops on the rest of the body. Indeed, why not start with kisses, caresses and whispered words?

2. We are not in a SPA, so no to "special face masks"

Okay, in porn it will also seem an extraordinarily sexy thing to you, but don't assume we like it. In fact, assume that most women DON'T like it. There are dozens of other parts of the body where you can "end up" and the face, rest assured, is not in the top 3. And probably not even in the top 10. If we wanted a face mask we would not be with you but in a beauty center with friends , perhaps sipping a glass of wine.

3. Mammography? No thanks

We understand that breasts are a part of the female body that you find particularly attractive and the fact that you pay attention to this area is certainly something that most women appreciate. But spending hours massaging them as if there were no tomorrow could become boring (indeed, it certainly would), and could make us think of the unpleasant palpations during mammography. Avoid, thanks.

4. You are not at a rodeo

Okay, let's face it, pulling your hair - lightly, mind you - a lot of women like it. But be careful not to overdo it. We are not at a rodeo, we are not horses and you do not have to tame us to tear our hair.Be gentle, do not overdo it and try to understand that if we move our necks as if we were the child of The Exorcist, perhaps it is the case to literally loosen the grip.

5. Oral sex yes, but with our times

We are not on the set of Deep Throat. We know how it works, we know what the movements are in case of oral sex. Pushing our heads down is useless. You only risk catching us unprepared and making us run away.

6. The doggie, always and in any case

It is undoubtedly a pleasant position: the penetration is deep and on top of that you have the view of your beloved B-side. It's okay once, it's okay two, it's okay even three times. After a while, however, boredom sets in. Avoid this, read the Kamasutra and take a cue.

7. About side B ...

We get it, you like it. And even here porn movies don't come to your aid, because they give you the impression that the B-side is automatically accessible in any way you can think of. Well, no. Definitely not. It's always good to ask and make sure you have bought a ticket before being kicked out.

8. They called him Speedy Gonzales

But how, already finished? We don't want the equivalent of a 10-hour brick movie, but we don't want to see just the previews either: somewhere in between, that's it. Think of grandma, aunt, work, but try to last more than five minutes, please .

9. Do ut des

A little to you, a little to me. Didn't your moms teach you that giving is as important as receiving?

10. Talk to each other as if we were in a porn movie

Occasionally it can be fine, of course, but if during the day you are gallant, real gentlemen and don't say a bad word even if you commit yourself, you cannot turn yourself into a longshoreman as soon as you cross the threshold of the bedroom. It's not sexy at all. And it will make us think that you are bipolar.

11. Don't be know-it-all

We women know how to appreciate a man who does his best to satisfy us. Indeed, we love it. And we are convinced that if a man is sure of himself and is committed, he is a hundred times sexier. But it can happen to anyone to make mistakes and to do something that is not perfect. If you're not 100% sure you're showing us the fireworks, asking never hurts. You're not in the car and you're not lost. Asking for directions won't affect your manhood.

12. Don't complain

Sorry if we don't reach the climax of pleasure fast enough. Or if the position we're in makes your arms ache. Or if your tongue is tired. But please don't complain or throw tantrums like a child. act and change your position or technique. Complaining, whether it is in words or snorting, will not improve the situation. In some cases, silence is truly golden.

13. We are not at Cirque du Soleil

We are not acrobats, we are not contortionists and we are not in a circus tent. Some non-canonical positions are fine, but hanging on like apes or squirming like we're having a seizure is definitely not pleasant. Much better to do things calmly and in pleasant positions. For both.

14. We are not on the set of "50 shades of gray"

Of course, there are those who like more hardcore sex, perhaps with handcuffs, whips and so on and so forth. But before turning into Christian grey on duty, spank us, tie us like salami, you need to be sure that the woman you are with is happy to take on the role of Anastasia Steele.

15. The clitoris should NEVER be left on the sidelines

We present him, the one, the inimitable clitoris. If you don't know him it is definitely worth spending some time together. We assure you that he will become your best friend. Forever.

16. No to bites

Playing with your teeth to differentiate the sensations is fine. Biting us (especially when it comes to the nipples) as if we were food to munch on, definitely not.

17. The art of seducing

We repeat, the preliminaries are fundamental. Candles, soft music, massage oil ... it's all part of the seduction phase. It is not always necessary to be so, mind you, but every now and then it takes, don't forget it after the first 6 months of relationship. It is by trying to seduce us that you have won us over, and it is important that this dynamic continues to exist.

18. No to dead silence

Let's put it this way: if we hear the neighbor pushing the light switch, there is something wrong. There is no need to scream like in a horror movie, but sex in complete silence is far too strange. Furthermore, it is through the sighs, the moans and the breath that becomes increasingly labored that we can determine the "excitement". one of the other, so it goes without saying that vocal externalization is fundamental.

19. Don't fall asleep right after

Yes, we know, biologically you are prone to collapse after orgasmic idyll. And if it is 4 in the morning we can also understand. But if the "session"it started early and it's not even midnight, you can make an effort and keep your eyelids open. It will make us feel appreciated, more satisfied and it will increase psychological intimacy. And if you also want to hug and pamper us, we certainly won't complain ...

20. Don't do the interrogation

As soon as you've finished, don't bother us with questions like: "Did you like it?", "Did you come?", "Was I good?". No, no and still no. First point: if you have to ask us maybe it is the case that you get back to work. Second point: nobody likes to be subjected to an interrogation. Third point: if the experience was particularly noteworthy, we will have a 32-tooth smile, our legs probably won't hold us up when we get up and, above all, we won't have enough breath to respond to you.

But always remember one thing: if there is love, everything else takes a back seat and sexuality is experienced in a completely different way. But above all, these are all extreme situations because, after all, every woman (and every man) loves and hates different things.

And in your opinion, men, what are the things women do in bed that they should really avoid?