Parents struggling with a baby: 13 actions you never thought you'd do!
1. You used to criticize your friends who only talked about diapers and baby baths ...
Now, not only are you doing exactly the same, but you're desperate because you can't find anyone to share the topic with.
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Indeed, everything amazes you. Even the less cute and fragrant things ... It is a continuous discovery. And you inspect everything with an almost archaeological interest. Do you remember when you marveled, disgusted, looking at your friends in total adoration of the smallest actions of their children? Well now you are doing the same ...
3. You know exactly everything about the baby. But absolutely everything!
Keep in mind every little detail regarding your little one's life. Even the most insignificant particulates.
4. One of the greatest joys of your life is discovering that your baby has done all the things he needs
The smell of pee not only does not bother you, on the contrary, it seems almost miraculous. And you will find yourself happy as never before in hearing it.
5. Check your baby's diaper repeatedly
You constantly check your baby's diaper for the whole day. And you will find yourself smelling it several times, without this action seeming excessive and inconvenient.
6. You are obsessed with how often your baby goes to toilet
And you wait for them as you expect a train, full of restlessness and anxiety if they are late in arriving.
7. If your baby takes a few days to do his business you go into total panic
To the point of not being able to think of anything else and to ask for a leave to work for depression.
8. Sighs of joy when you realize that your baby is about to go to a toilet
Her face contorts, her eyes frown, and her cheeks turn red. All these symptoms will be a cause for joy for you.
9. You even go so far as to address the gods ...
... so that your baby never knows that terrible symptom called constipation.
10. And to beg them so that strange surprises do not happen ...
You are always on the alert, hoping that you will never have to find strange surprises once you open the diaper.
11. No joking on the subject!
Since the birth of your baby, that of the needy has become a sensitive and delicate subject, almost as important as hunger in the world. That's why you don't tolerate anyone, not even your best friend, making irony about the matter.
12. In these cases, everyone has a brilliant grandmother's remedy to recommend
You listen, but you know that when it comes to needs there is little to do or plan. Everything happens naturally.
13. Not to mention another nightmare: the famous regurgitation ...