What do women do on March 8? Here is the truth!
1. "I'm going out with my friends but PLEASE don't say it's women's day"
Emancipated women who are used to going out belong to this category: they don't need a pretext to go out and have fun!
They probably won't post photos on Instagram tagging friends and family and wishing everyone the best, but they sure know how to spend their time in the best way.
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2. "If there are no strippers I'm at home"
Is today our party? Let's enjoy it to the fullest.
You can find them in line to enter a club, unless they know PR, bouncer, bartender and owner, with high heels and clutch bags. They do not fear the after and tomorrow morning they will go straight to work ... hoping that their boss will not notice anything!
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3. "Tonight no, I have to watch Don Matteo's rerun"
No desire to party, instead of socializing opportunities they prefer social media and everything that a PC can offer. The most daring will organize a movie night at home but it all depends on what kind of friends you have!
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4. "Girls, dinner at 8pm and then get home early for tomorrow's work"
Women's Day dinner is like a pandoro at Christmas, a classic. Group on WhatsApp, the restaurant is booked about 2 years in advance and in the end someone always cancels at the last moment or is added because they had forgotten about this celebration.
Will you be able to get home for a decent time ...?
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5. "He didn't even buy me mimosas. I almost fight over it."
Yours he had only one task: to arrive home with a cake or with a sprig of mimosas and has sensationally forgotten?
Your revenge will be devious and ... you have already called your friends to agree on point 2.
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6. "I don't understand what happens but, almost, I write a status on Facebook"
As with any celebration, the rule of "do not open these social networks". Surely we will read something we do not like and we will be bombarded by "but this is the celebration of consumerism" And "smile a little more, it's just a different day'.
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