Funny happy birthday wishes: the cutest phrases to dedicate
Wishing a happy birthday can often turn out to be a "titanic undertaking for anyone; we try to find beautiful and original phrases to create textbook greeting cards, but we almost always find ourselves with the usual traditional and obvious wish, heartfelt and resentful images that they sin of banality and do nothing but always be the same, year after year.
To properly celebrate the birthday and therefore the special day of the people we love, and see a happy expression of joy and amazement or an irrepressible laugh appear on their face, we should find a funny and unconventional greeting phrase that can be remembered. over time precisely because it is unique and tailor-made. It can be a nice memory that binds you, of past episodes that made you laugh or an ironic phrase from famous authors of the past to borrow for a birthday card, real or virtual that is, that does not go unnoticed.
To help you in your business, we have decided to suggest a series of funny and ironic happy birthday wishes designed for those who want to dedicate a nice and alternative wish, different from the usual, that hits the mark. Take a cue from the ideas you see below and let yourself be inspire to celebrate a friend, relative, your sister, your mom or your partner with a greeting card that contains funny and original images and phrases that will make you burst into laughter.
If, on the other hand, you prefer not to give up your more romantic side, here are some thoughts full of love to celebrate this special day with sweet, unforgettable greeting cards to be treasured over time.
Personal witty happy birthday wishes: ideas and inspirations
They say that as you get older, you get wiser ... well, you should be very wise at this point!
You are not old, you are vintage! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Today I advise you to be kind to your children ... remember that the older you get, the closer you get to the time when they will have to take care of you!
Years go by, and we also see it from the circumference of the cake you choose! Happy Birthday friend!
Can you blow out all the candles or do I have to call the fire brigade? Happy birthday!
Congratulations! You always manage to look younger than you are ... Happy birthday, old man!
The age of reason is always next year. Happy birthday!
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "given your age". Resign yourself. Happy birthday!
Lots of wishes for your birthday ... let's just skip the ear pull part, otherwise we'd be here all day.
Well done! You have won an extra year! Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! If you continue like this, in a while you will be able to enter the cinema for free ... Greetings, friend!
On this special day, I want to tell you: Happy Birthday, my dear friend! p.s. When do we start drinking?
But yes, after all it's not that bad to get old ... sometimes you don't even realize it! Happy birthday!
Lots of wishes for your ... oh, no wait, I lost count! It's getting too hard now ... Have a happy birthday, brother.
You have more candles on your cake than hair on your head! Happy birthday from all of us, man! The best years are yet to come!
At least you're not as old as next year! Happy birthday!
We discover that we grow old when the only thing we want for our birthday is that no one remembers it.
You are not getting old. You're just accumulating youth!
In life there are two things that increase every year: gasoline and candles on your cake! Happy Birthday!
Remember that every day that passes there will be one less saleswoman who will give you the you. Joke! Best wishes for your birthday!
If it is difficult for you to say that you are 40, try 39.99. In the supermarket it works. Best wishes!
Of course it must be hard to blow out all those candles today! Happy birthday!
With each passing year, you get older, oops wise! We don't count the canteline you turn off but the laughs you make us do! Our best wishes brother!
I wish you everything you hope to achieve, and lots of money to make it happen! Happy birthday! Now let's just wait for the party ...
Ironic greeting phrases for best friends and sisters
You're not getting older, you're just getting wiser. Always remember that! Greetings my friend!
But how many years have we known each other? Better not think about it! Happy birthday!
Don't be worried about wrinkles as the years go by. I have the antidote for wrinkles, it's called "always put a smile on your face". Happy birthday!
As your younger sister, it is fitting that you remember today, on your birthday, that you are always older than me. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! Blow out all the candles on your cake, now that you can still count them.
It is true that we are all in the same boat ... but you have been on board for a long time ... Greetings old woman!
Well, today you are birthday and you too get on board the doors. I would say we have to go drinking and shopping. When you're free?
With age comes wisdom. Unfortunately there are some exceptions. Oh well ... it will be better next year. Happy Birthday my friend!
Are you going through the half-age crisis? Why do you look 30 instead of 60! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to an extremely bright, incredibly young, very seductive and above all incredibly… gullible person!
Aren't you happy to turn 20 for the umpteenth time? Best wishes!
We have done so many things together that I start not remembering them all ... Happy birthday friend!
Time gives us only charm, not years more. You, however, to be safe, start lying about age.
They are all confident, until they start calling you "Lady". Hold on, you'll get over this too.
I wish you a life full of happiness, love and lots of anti-wrinkle creams that work! Happy birthday partner in crime!
Don't think you're getting old, think you're becoming a classic! Happy Birthday!
The best way to stay young ... is by lying about age. Happy Birthday!
The years grow, the neurons decrease, the hair falls out, the wrinkles increase ... don't worry though, they are not the symptoms of some incurable disease ... you are only one more year old! Happy birthday!
I am not 50 years old. I'm just a little system update from your 30s. Happy Birthday!
Every time you turn your birthday, you remind me that after all, I'm still young ... happy birthday big sister!
Don't be mad ... At least you're not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
You are always very young. Say "the truth, you have an aging portrait in your attic for you! Greetings!
Mom couldn't have done a better masterpiece! And it didn't go so bad with you either ... happy birthday, I love you! Your little sister
Do you remember when as kids we had that fire inside? We still have it. Only now they call it gastritis! Happy birthday!
The most ironic wishes for lovers
Happy birthday love! Years go by, but as you can see there is no risk that they will take you for my father. So rest assured: you are doing very well.
Do you think we met last millennium? Better not think about it. Happy Birthday darling!
I would like to wish you that all your dreams can come true, but I fear that, if they do come true, I would have nothing else to wish you next year. Happy birthday love!
Happy birthday my love, you are the best person in the world, even if you sometimes watch TV series without me!
For your birthday I wanted to give you something fascinating and fun, but then I remembered that you already have me in your life. Happy birthday love!
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
Happy birthday darling! If this continues, we will soon enter the cinema for free!
To celebrate your birthday, I would have thought of a cruise to the Caribbean. Would you mind watering the plants during my absence? Happy birthday!
When I fell in love with you, I never imagined you'd be so good at getting old too! Greetings sweet my love.
Your years are directly proportional to the amount of bags you have. So, we need a new closet. Happy birthday my love.
Happy Birthday my love! Don't worry, the children and I will help you blow out the candles that are more and more ... We want you a world of good!
Perhaps they say "to turn years", to give us the illusion of having done something at least once a year.
Best wishes for your birthday!
For your birthday I wanted to give you something fascinating and fun, but then I remembered that you already have me in your life. Happy birthday!
Best wishes love, this is my gift for you: sofa, cover, Netflix and a scary cake!
This year there are so many ... it is just the right year to celebrate properly! Meanwhile, here is my gift for you: my presence! Joke, happy birthday my sweetheart.
It is natural to become quieter with age ... it is not easy to speak while holding the belly! Congratulations!
I looked for famous quotes, I thought of catchy phrases, I even tried to compose some lines, but I didn't find anything suitable for your umpteenth birthday: be satisfied with the good wishes. Happy birthday!
For every year you turn I should pull your ears, but I can't because otherwise they would touch the ground! Happy Birthday love!
Famous funny birthday phrases
Age doesn't matter, unless you're a cheese or a wine.
Barbara Johnson
Middle age is when one has known so many people that every new person they know reminds them of someone else.
Ogden Nash
And in the end, it's not the years of your life that matter. It is the life that has been in your years.
Abrahm Lincoln
Age is a state of mind. With a healthy dose of denial!
Garfield
We should never believe a woman declaring her true age. The one who reveals it is ready to tell everything.
Oscar Wilde
You understand that you are getting old, when the candles cost more than the cake!
Bob Hope
Getting old, what a horror my father used to say but it is the only way I have found not to die young.
Daniel Pennac
Well, your birthday is only once a year ... at least until you're thirty, then, you know, you'll have one every two years!
On the edge of reality
Birthdays are great for health. Studies have shown that a person who has many birthdays lives longer.
Be wary of a woman who says her true age, such a woman is capable of anything.
Oscar Wilde
This is one of the advantages of women: after the age of twenty-five they overlook their birthdays as well as on unseemly things.
William Somerset Maugham
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about age.
Lucille Ball
You understand that you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
Even at sixty you can still be forty, but only half an hour a day.
Anthony Quinn
There are three hundred and sixty-four days that you may receive non-birthday gifts and only one for birthday gifts.
Lewis Carroll
Old people believe everything; middle-aged men suspect everything; young people know everything.
Oscar Wilde
At twenty, everyone told me: "You'll see when you're fifty!". I am now fifty and have not seen anything.
Erik Satie
"Dad, what do you want for your birthday?"
"Another birthday".
(Frank Sinatra)
Celebrating birthdays is proven to be good for health. Statistics show that people who have more birthdays live longer!
Anonymous
You have to keep fit. My grandmother, at the age of sixty, began to walk 5 miles every day. She is 97 now and we don't know where she has gotten to.
Ellen Degeneris
