9 MESSAGES YOU MUST NEVER, EVER SEND TO YOUR EX

It doesn't really matter how long you've broken up, or if you have a new partner. Each of us has an ex in the drawer, the one that if it has recently ended, you still feel bad, or that, if it has been over for a while "remains the ex" of whom you are still looking for information today on all possible social networks. You are not alone in spying on ex profiles, see here:

· 1. The most banal of all: "oi"
· 2. The message of the fake posting: "give me back my things"
· 3. The loss of dignity: the drunk message
· 4. The tragic: "I miss you"
· 5. The romantic: "Do you remember when you promised me ..."
6. The ridiculous message: "ah sorry, it wasn't for you"
· 7. The pathetic: the audio of your song at the Tiziano Ferro concert
· 8. The jealous: "you suck"
· 9. The subliminal message: your Instagram story with your memory inside

Now, the point is not just to close this inner parenthesis with yourself, but at least to have the decency to keep it to yourself because, dear friends, there are at least eight messages that we must never send him again!

1. The most banal of all: "oi"

At midnight the eyes do not close. The day was terrible and you would like to disconnect from everything and everyone and find that welcoming voice that told you "everything will be fine". Then put your Sex and the City DVDs on and Carrie will tell you that everything is fine, open your favorite book, write to your mother or your best friend but no! Do not write him that trivial "oi", which he will visualize, replying distractedly the next day with a: "oi, hello. I'm busy now, we'll hear from you."

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2. The message of the fake posting: "give me back my things"

You've had the message for at least a week: "I want my things back, when can I come and get them?" similar to "I still have all your things, take them back as soon as you can". When she replies: "I am sending you my sister to bring them to you / if you want you can throw away my things" - you will only have to feel sad, empty, anguished and even humiliated. We might as well make an envelope with all his things and throw it directly into the dumpster and maybe even set it on fire, or send a cool guy to his house to take back yours: at least you will have saved the appearance.

3. The loss of dignity: the drunk message

"I'm on the record, I'm sick, I'm drunk njfisohfhukebfgreu what a buzz!" And he doesn't even answer you. Let's not add anything else.

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4. The tragic: "I miss you"

You: "I understand that without you I don't know how to live. I miss you."
Him: "You have to go on, please don't write to me anymore."
Before you hear the obvious, hold back. Even if you miss it, it is clear that it will be over for a valid reason, and trying to be tragic depressed will not be able to get you back together, perhaps only to make him tenderness ... like what do the puppies soaked in water.

5. The romantic: "Do you remember when you promised me ..."

You: "Do you remember that evening with the sea, when we said that ..."
Him: "Who are you? I have lost all the numbers in the address book".
Dear girls, he doesn't want to remember, why do you keep doing it? Maybe if you stop thinking about promises on the beach, and focus on when you caught him red-handed all the times he hurt you, you will finally be able to notice the new group of gym musicians who have moved into the apartment next door. .

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6. The ridiculous message: "ah sorry, it wasn't for you"

You: "See you at 19, I'll come with that very short dress ..."
He: "?"
You: "Ah sorry, it wasn't for you ..."
Him: "You're ridiculous."
Girls, please! If you really have a new life that he doesn't exist in, great, you shouldn't even care about involving him. He will soon realize on his own that you have a new boy. But don't fall for these nasty tricks that just say: "you're still important, so I'm pretending to get the wrong message." If, on the other hand, the wrong message is actually fake (we know you are capable of it), he will sooner or later understand it, and what could be more depressing?

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7. The pathetic: the audio of your song at the Tiziano Ferro concert

Unfortunately. Today we can send him audio files. Yes, with your song from when you fell in love. No, there is nothing more pathetic. Especially if he replies with an audio file of his new girlfriend's laughter.

8. The jealous: "you suck"

It's been months since you broke up, maybe years, but as soon as you learned that you have found someone else, maybe even super beautiful, your finger clicks automatically and you write it to him: "you disgust me". your dismayed ex will ask you incredulous and unaware what is going on, but if, on the other hand, he is completely closed with you, he will look at the message, he will roll his eyes and think only "this is crazy".

9. The subliminal message: your Instagram story with a memory of you inside

He has never viewed a story of yours on social media, but despite this you hope that his friends will see it and tell him: "do you know that in today's story of XX he put your first photo together writing Miss u?".
So, he not only laughed at himself, but the rest of the web as well. When you get these eight suicidal fits, stop for a moment and think more about what really matters: your dignity.
And enough with the complaints, indeed, definitively sanction your independence, perhaps with a nice tattoo