The real reasons women always go to the bathroom as a couple
Needless to say, we try. We try to keep everything inside but there comes a time when this is no longer possible and, then, we find ourselves forced to ask a friend to follow us in our crazy enterprise.
Why do we women always go to the bathroom as a couple?
We tell you right away.
1. Real friends are seen in times of need
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If one of your friends has to use the toilet, the female moral code requires the others to accompany her. There are real women who prefer to face all this alone, but we know very well that if we have valid allies next to us, the time in queue will be much more pleasant.
2. What they say in the bathroom stays in the bathroom
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Yours is a "group outing and you must ABSOLUTELY comment on the outfit of the new girlfriend of the ex of your neighbor's cousin?
Mirrors and sinks are the perfect setting to do this although, in this case, it is always better to speak in code: even the walls have ears.
3. In the toilets, tragedy is always around the corner
Think about how many things can go wrong in the bathroom.
- Broken door. Holding the door with one hand while holding the coat with the other and we have the bag hanging around our neck, it is not a mission impossible.
It is not a mission impossible but it is strongly discouraged.
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Lack of toilet paper or worse, presence of toilet paper spread all over the floor.
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- Flushes with photocell. No qualms about the toilets, they are one of the reasons that make the world go well. The problem exists when, once inside the cubicle, the contraption acts as if it were owned and decides to rinse, and rinse, everything that comes within range. Including you.
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4. We need an eyewitness in case we meet someone like him in the restroom
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