All the dramatic phases of "I put on the nail polish"
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You look at your nails and you are proud of yourself. You've looked at the spring-summer 2016 nail polish color trends, you've opted for a pastel color and, now, you have perfectly varnished and trendy nails.
Too bad it took you an "eternity.
Like every time.
It's like a sloth takes possession of you.
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Yes: a sloth (glittery, though, eh, not a random sloth) takes possession of you and catapults you into a series of small dramas. From the choice, to the error, passing through the pee.
What happens to every woman when she puts on nail polish.
First, you need to choose the color.
Which is famously a "complex activity, unless you are part of the lucky clique of" black, at most red. "Otherwise, good luck.
Once you have chosen the color, you need to remove all the residues of the old polish from the nails.
Sounds simple? It is: unless you've chosen glitter.
But there you are: without polish.
That's right: WITHOUT nail polish. Oddioseinuda.
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Keep calm: you have been wearing nail polish for a long time now, why not try a nail art?
Already. Here because.
Go for one, simple color. For the left hand there are no problems, but by now you should have learned to do the right hand too, right?
Oh well, keep calm, do it all over again and let it dry.
Very, very good. You are almost done, you have to wait a little longer. Nothing else can go wrong, right?
Sorry, what? Do you miss the pee?
Maaa, does a semi-permanent nail polish sound like a good idea?
