5 of our messages that men hate to receive on WhatsApp
Instant messaging applications are cheap and extremely convenient, they allow almost immediate feedback and cost very little, but the problem is that written communication leaves a lot, a lot of room for imagination. Ok, sometimes this can bring a lot of benefits, above all in the bedroom...
- · 1. Audiobooks
- · 2. "I was thinking that since we have been together for 27 days and you still haven't introduced me to your friends to your parents to your cat to your brother to your great-aunt ..."
- · 3. "We must talk"
- · 4. "Is everything really okay? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure that you are sure?"
- · 5. "No no nn sonq drunkAq. Limonjam0?"
... but are we sure our messages say exactly what we want?
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1. Audiobooks
Okay, they're not real phrases but sometimes they are much, much more irritating. You know those 5-minute voice messages in which you have to explain how the boss's husband was dressed, starting with the white gold cufflinks?
Here, these things are best avoided.
Sending 18 voicemails in a row kills relationships and almost certainly kills the urge to listen to them as well.
2. "I was thinking that since we've been together for 27 days and you still haven't introduced me to your friends to your parents to your cat to your brother to your great-aunt ..."
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Stashing is one thing, a tendency to hide the partner by pretending that he doesn't exist, but it's another thing to take your breath away. Some of us know how to be very convincing and it can happen that they are a little too urgent. Give time to time and don't tread too much. try to face the speech head on.
3. "We need to talk"
When he receives such a sentence it is as if you choose to prepare him for an impending earthquake. Based on your use of punctuation, he will estimate the amount of damage and, if he knows what it is, he will probably prepare for defense by trying to build some sort of seismic bunker.
Instead of giving him the tachycardia, he addresses the matter directly: the "coach of Mila & Shiro said that"offense is the best defense"and we know very well that, thanks to this simple affirmation, Mila has become an international champion ...
4. "But is everything really okay? Are you sure? Are you sure? You are sure that you are sure?"
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A man tends to decide to ignore the message after the first "sure". If you enter even three, keep in mind that his answer may not be the most amiable.
5. "No no nn sonq drunkAq. Limonjam0?"
It can happen. Go out to celebrate a birthday, a success or just celebrate the fact that you survived a panicked week in the office, and raise your elbow a little one, two, three, four times in the same evening. The problem is that, in addition to raise your elbow, you also decide to move your fingers and send text messages so incredible that they cause drama and diplomatic incidents that you will have to avert the next morning.
Avoid sending them to both your boyfriend and anyone else in your address book!
Are you a WhatsApp Addicted? No problem, apparently the Disney princesses also seem to be very passionate fans ...
