The 5 "intimate" lies that a man cannot help but tell you
We are women and we certainly know how to lie but, dear girls, men have their secrets, and they manage to lie to us at least as much as we do. They absolutely swear they're telling the truth, but there are some lies they can't help telling, they're printed in their DNA, and they've certainly told you at least one. We are not talking about betrayal, not about this, although there are some more signs predisposed to cover up this misdeed ...
1. No one has ever made me enjoy so much
“None, but believe me, I told everyone I've been with before you.” That should complement one of the world's best-known clichés. So unless he was a virgin, this is clearly a lie. The climax is when he tells you that how you do oral sex, no one ever. Even this, dear friends, is not the truth. However much we can improve by experimenting with techniques and watching tutorials, in the end we all work on perfecting, and we do not want to exaggerate by saying that a the other is the same .... but let me explain in detail why you should be so superlative, if he changes the subject, he is lying.
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2. It's not you, it's the condom
It's not you, it's not the condom, it's him. He who is lying to you, manipulating, to be able to take off his hood and do what he likes. But you dear friend, who by now have taken note of the fact that we live in the 2000s, are aware that being able to have sex or have an orgasm with a condom is normal, it is possible, it is right and it is more responsible. Ignore your Red Cross instinct, and protect your privacy. If you have a problem with a condom, go for treatment.
3. I don't like masturbating ...
This statement is almost a joke. He masturbates every day. A certainty if he is under 45 years old. Maybe twice a day. But not two a week. This unspeakable truth is hidden as if that private moment could be violated if made known. We ladies take note of this, and maybe we turn a blind eye to this lie, let them fool themselves, let them believe that we believe them.
4. ... and if I masturbate I only think of you
Maybe the first week of your story. Soon after, a catalog opens, ranging from the mother of the best friend in elementary school to the shop assistant at the supermarket. It is useless to deny it.
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5. This has never happened to me before
Failing to consume the report because he misfired usually generates a thousand excuses such as "it never happened to me". As if admitting to being only a human being, and not a superhero of erection, was a black point of one's experience.He is lying to you (no doubt he has already happened) and to console whom? Obviously himself, protecting an idea of masculinity in your eyes that you don't care about. Wouldn't it be appropriate to tell him that we don't like man unbeatable but sincere?
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If he just can't manage his erection, then you should take control, he won't stop lying, but at least you will get something good in return ... here are some suggestions:
