“And if you don't like it anymore?”: All the questions they asked us tattooed
According to the "Istituto Superiore di Sanità", almost 13% of the Italian population has a tattoo. There are those who decide to get a tattoo to celebrate the birth of their child, who to remember the missing dog; those who prefer Maori tattoos and those who, on the other hand, have taken literally the saying "black goes well with everything" and opted for the blackout.
In any case, no one, not even those who have only one, can escape the avalanche of questions of the curious (and probably not tattooed) on duty.
Is that a tattoo?
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No, but go! It's a watercolor!
Doesn't it seem unfeminine to you?
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Oh yes. Not very feminine is the adjective I was looking for.
Can I touch it?
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Why did you do it to yourself?
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There are two answers: either it has a more or less profound meaning; or, I just liked the drawing.
The best choice you can make is to come up with any meaning, otherwise the next question will be waiting for you
with a side of recriminatory glances.
Excuse me?! How did you like the drawing? Doesn't that seem a bit superficial to you?
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Yes, of course, in fact you have to be blonde to get a tattoo, otherwise it will erase!
Did it hurt you?
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No, but go, didn't you know that I am directly descended from Wonder Woman?
What's your favorite?
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Macchecosa ... ssssh! Don't listen to him, children, he didn't really want to ask me, I love you all in the same way.
What's next you gonna do?
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Probably a sign "stop asking me questions".
But how do you do it with work?
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Exactly like you do: I try to arrive unscathed on Friday.
And when will you get pregnant?
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Maybe my butterfly will become a three-headed dragon, or maybe not.
Aren't you afraid of being a bad example for your children?
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No, but now you will have to be afraid you for questioning my maternal gifts.
And when will you be old?
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I will have wrinkles, just like you. Except my tattoos will make them glow.
Do you have any in an intimate place?
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But we've known each other for ten minutes!
AND STOP FRIENDING!
What if you don't like it anymore?
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I will love it forever.
Or, I'll do a cover up (as these VIPs should do, given their terribly wrong tattoos).
What did your parents say?
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I don't remember, but certainly less than what you're telling me.
Bonus Mom: This is the last one, right?!?
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Sure mami.
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