30 THINGS THAT GO THROUGH WOMEN'S HEADS BEFORE GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS

1. The inevitable message to unified networks: "what are you wearing?"

It is forbidden to go out with friends before having consulted on the outfit. You absolutely must always know what the others will wear to prepare for the "war" and come out as the winner, that is the most admired and desired (do you want to win easy? Take a "look at the following shoes the trends of autumn-winter 2016).

2. The burning envy

If your friend's dress is definitely prettier than yours, you will surely start coloring yourself green with envy and abounding with mascara to try to make up for it. But you will not refrain, as a good friend, from complimenting her through gritted teeth.

3. What should I wear?

This is the part where you basically try on whatever is in the wardrobe to find the right combination.

4. The self-tanner

You can't go out with milky skin, you absolutely have to get a "healthy" complexion as soon as possible. You can discover the tricks for how to tan quickly, or opt for the self-tanner, applied in a flash after a stroke of the razor.

5. The sacred moment of make-up

Did they tell you that men prefer soap and water to women? It doesn't matter, the moment of make-up is sacrosanct, especially the moment when you cover your dark circles so as not to look like a crazy insomniac. You will never give up your half hour spent between foundation, eyeshadow, mascara etc maybe experimenting with that new flower daughter makeup tutorial ...

6. The hateful glue for false eyelashes

Pain, discomfort and nervousness. The application of false eyelashes using the special glue is never easy or fast! But if you want a killer look, you have to resign yourself.

7. Social communication

It doesn't happen every day to dress up like this, you certainly can't let your amazing look go unnoticed. Before going out you must necessarily immortalize the result and share it on all the social networks existing on the face of the earth.

8. The alcoholic preparation

Before going out, you also need a drink, just to warm up the atmosphere. A drink before a drink, in short ...

9. Drinking games

Fun and capable of encouraging socialization and the wildest gossip, but be careful not to lose control before the fun begins.

10. Pour me another one

Who said that women are less alcoholic than men? Certainly whoever made this statement does not know you.

11. The emotional moment

It is useless to deny it, we women are extremely emotional and, as soon as the alcohol content rises, an "irrepressible desire to hug, express affection and say" I love you "pervades us.

12. The moment of "do you remember when ..." begins

Whether it's when you were left by your boyfriend or last night spent with friends, there is always something to remember and laugh about (or cry) with your inseparable companions on the adventure.

13. The dances begin

Accomplice the hit of the moment that plays and the alcohol that begins to flow in the veins, here is the irresistible impulse to get up and start dancing. Warm-up time!

14. YOU MUST take a picture: (one?)

Documenting the evening with friends is a categorical imperative from which one cannot escape. Because? First because on that occasion you are a blast, second because after a certain time (and after a certain number of drinks) the photos will be hilarious!

15. Gather the group

You realize that time is passing and you call the group together: “Girls, it's time to go. It's "time to make our entrance and beat the competition!". Yes! Come on ...

16. After an "hour ...

... you call a taxi and you make sure to specify "we are 3-4-5 girls", so that the taxi driver is psychologically prepared for the "horde of tipsy girls that await him."

17. The pre-taxi

You have 10 minutes to get back on your feet, touch up your make-up, sprinkle some deodorant, apply an anti-blister patch and refine your complexion. Come on, tempus fugit!

18. Where are my shoes ?!

Gather the group and the treasure hunt begins.

19. Refuel

Even if you objectively wouldn't need any more alcohol, you certainly can't make the journey by taxi without some kind of comfort, can you? So in no time at all you can retrieve an empty bottle into which you pour all the leftovers from your and your friends' glasses.

20. What have you forgotten?

Definitely not the gloss. Most likely the house keys, the ATM or the identity card.

21. Flash of genius

You remember what you forgot and fly to retrieve it before the taxi arrives. And you also have time to stop for one last shot.

22. Socialize with the taxi driver

Sorry for keeping him waiting and start socializing to make him a friend and maybe get a discount on the ride. All we need is you to offer them your lethal cocktail mix ...

23. Music master!

The first thing you ask the taxi driver? To raise the volume of the radio, of course!

24. Dirty talk

Before entering a club you try to maintain a certain aplomb and a sophisticated air; the risk of being bounced in case the bouncer notices that you and your friends have raised your elbow a little, is always around the corner. .. but along the way you can give free rein to the most "audacious" chatter and the most trivial comments.