The wittiest phrases about life, to take it more lightly and laugh about it!

"On with life!" How many times have we heard this? Certainly at the wrong times, when we just wanted to be left alone. However, in this little sentence there is "the summary of how we should face the difficulties, head on and without losing heart!" If you are looking for some phrase that will make you smile, you are in the right place. But first, find out in the video below what are the best tricks to wake up in a good mood!

Funny phrases about life, we all need them!

Little but sure, because it is not possible to be cheerful or carefree every day. When we wake up with a bad moon or if we have suffered an offense, suddenly everything seems more flat and monotonous. So we need to find a little joy in comforting and light words, which make us feel less alone. It is not easy to write them in your own hand, but luckily many have thought of them before us, to remind us to live life in an ironic way; why being in the world is a mystery that even the most renowned philosophers and scientists have defined as such.

The witty phrases about the meaning of life help not only to play down difficult moments, but also serve to brighten our daily routine.
This is why we have decided to collect for you many famous quotes and the funniest jokes ever written, by famous authors, singers and poets, but also significant aphorisms taken from the web. You can print your favorites and keep them hanging in the office or you can decide to make a dear friend smile by sharing the quote about life that seems most fun to you.
Enjoy our selection and get ready to smile!

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The irony of life according to well-known personalities

Man spends the first half of his life ruining his health and the second half trying to get well.
(Leonardo da Vinci)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure of the universe.
(Albert Einstein)

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
(Ellen DeGeneres)

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do.
(Walter Bagehot)

All you need is love. But a little bit of chocolate, every now and then, doesn't hurt.
(Charles M. Schulz)

Behind every great man there is a woman who rolls her eyes.
(Jim Carrey)

I know, I should work instead of looking for fools to cheat, but I can't, because there are more fools in life than employers.
(Totò)

If happiness is around the corner, my life is a circle.
(Charles M. Schulz - Charlie Brown)

Live, let live, but most of all ... no more for you.
(Gigi Proietti)

There are things worse than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurer?
(Woody Allen)

If one day you feel sad and out of sorts, think that you were once the fastest sperm of all.
(Groucho Marx)

The proof that other forms of intelligent life exist in the universe is that they have not yet contacted us.
(Bill Watterson)

The finer things in life are either immoral, or illegal, or make you fat.
(George Bernard Shaw)

Life would be a tragedy if it weren't fun.
(Stephen Hawking)

I don't believe in an afterlife; however, I always carry spare linen with me.
(Woody Allen)

Life is so bitter, the wine is so sweet; so why not drink?
(Umberto Saba)

Don't treat life too seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
(Elbert Hubbard)

I know a man who has quit smoking, drinking, having sex and heavy eating. He remained healthy until he committed suicide.
(Johnny Carson)

Life is made up of real things and supposed things: if we put the real ones on one side, where do we put them?
(Totò)

I am very good and if you had friends they could tell you.
(Adriano Celentano, taken from the film Il burbero)

I think if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
(Ron White)

If women don't get to where men do, it's because they don't have wives to help them.
(Guglielmo Gullotta)

Life is a book that is loaned to us. And they generally want it back just when we're about to figure out the plot.
(Giancarlo Magalli)

witty phrases about life: the thoughts of famous people

Ironic but reflective phrases about "being alive

I can resist anything but temptation.
(Oscar Wilde)

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
(Charles Bukowski)

I want to live forever, or die trying.
(Groucho Marx)

Never argue with an idiot, he drags you to his level and beats you with experience.
(Oscar Wilde - Attributed)

In this life, people will love you. People will hate you. And none of that will have anything to do with you.
(Abraham-Hicks)

Keep smiling, because life is a wonderful thing and there is so much to smile.
(Marilyn Monroe)

We would need three lives: one to make mistakes, one to correct mistakes, one to savor it all again.
(Albert Jess)

Only time will give you the answers you are looking for, but it will give them to you when you have forgotten the questions.
(Osho)

Don't take life too seriously. You won't make it out alive.
(Elbert Hubbard)

There are times when everything is fine: don't be scared, it doesn't last.
(Jules Renard)

The optimist loves life; the pessimist knows it.
(Roberto Gervaso)

Life is like a mirror: it smiles at you if you look at it smiling.
(Jim Morrison)

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich and a tragedy for the poor.
(Shalem Aleichem)

Keep looking up… this is the secret of life.
(Charles M. Schulz)

In the middle of winter, I discovered that inside me there was an invincible summer.
(Albert Camus)

There is no reason why a man should show his life to the world. The world does not understand.
(Oscar Wilde)

Experience teaches that men have never learned anything from experience.
(George Bernard Shaw)

You live in the balance and smoke your Lucky Strikes and you realize how much you will curse them.
(Vasco Rossi, taken from the song Gli angeli)

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears that we will never use.
(Charles M. Schulz)

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as if nothing were a miracle. The other is as if everything were a miracle.
(Albert Einstein)

But you, look at me, I take all life as it is. I don't finish it but I cross my fingers and have a coffee.
(Max Gazzè, taken from the song Life as it is)

If you don't take too long, I'll be waiting here for a lifetime.
(Oscar Wilde)

witty phrases about life: positive but profound quotes

Funny aphorisms about life

I have never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did it once, but I was wrong.
(Charles M. Schulz) Life is an adventure with a beginning decided by others, an end not wanted by us, and many interludes chosen at random by chance.
(Roberto Gervaso)

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. You hope it's long and enjoyable, but it always ends at the wrong time.
(Rudyh)

My only regret in life is not being someone else.
(Woody Allen)

In life, as in the tram, when you sit down it is the end of the line.
(Camillo Sbarbaro)

Is it July already? I can not believe it! My life is going too fast. My only hope is that it goes into extra time!
(Charles M. Schulz) Money does not give happiness, but it gives a feeling so similar to happiness, that it takes a very advanced specialist to understand the difference.
(Woody Allen)

If you decide to stop drinking, smoking and making love, it is not that you live longer: life seems longer to you.
(Clement Freud)

Life is like an onion; you peel one layer at a time and sometimes you cry.
(Carl Sandburg)

If you could kick the person responsible for most of your problems in the butt, you couldn't sit for a month.
(Theodore Roosevelt)

Do not put off until tomorrow what can be done just as well the day after tomorrow.
(Mark Twain)

Really one life is not enough: so little time and so many balls to fuck off.
(Daniele Luttazzi)

When I hear someone say "Life is hard", I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
(Sydney Harris)

Life is a journey. And if you travel first it's better.
(Guido Nicheli)

When you think no one cares if you're alive, try not to pay the car fee for two months. (John Belushi)

Life isn't that bad if you have a lot of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.
(Christopher Isherwood)

Life is a deadly inherited disease that is sexually transmitted.
(Gino Patroni)

The meaning of life is to have fun with life, and if life is too lazy we just have to give it a hand.
(Milan Kundera)

In three words I can sum up everything I have learned about life: it goes on.
(Robert Frost)

witty phrases about life: aphorisms that elicit a laugh

Jokes from the web, to laugh a little "

My horoscope this morning says: “Look, forget it, if something improves I'll let myself be heard”.
(Anonymous)

At the end of the day, life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
(Anonymous)

The pizza box is square, the pizza is round, and the slices are triangular. Conclusion; nothing in life makes sense.
(Anonymous)

If life doesn't smile at you, tickle it.
(Anonymous)

Life is like a photo: if you smile it gets better!
(Anonymous)

Summarize your life in one word:
"Sofa".
In two words:
"Sofa bed"
(Anonymous)

Some mornings I just want someone to hug me and say “Life is difficult. Here's 3 million euros and a cream croissant ".
(david_isayblog, Twitter)

In life I would like to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, get some sleep and then wake up beautiful.
(Anonymous)

Life is everything that happens between being viewed and being answered.
(Anonymous)

Life is like when you go to the hairdresser; you tell him what you'd like and he does whatever the hell he wants.
(Anonymous)

I'm having that difficult time that all girls go through.
The one from 14 to 80 years old.
(Anonymous)

Life is too short to spend with people we don't like.
(Anonymous)

Life is that thing that happens to us while we are busy getting ourselves pissed off by others.
(giuseppesarao, Twitter)

If I had to summarize my life in the last few years I would say that: life is an edge and I am the little finger that hits it repeatedly.
(a_gioia_mai, Twitter)

I put white, gray and lilac clothes in the washing machine all together explaining that life is difficult and they have to learn to get by on their own.
(Silviagarbe, Twitter)

Life is that thing that you are sleepy when you wake up, you are sleepy after lunch, after dinner, you are sleepy all day, then you go to bed, "How beautiful I sleep now", you start to think about a thousand bullshit, sleep passes you, you fall asleep at 3 in the morning and wake up more sleepy than before.
(Masse78, Twitter)

They invented:
- Coffee without caffeine.
- Alcohol-free beer.
- Tobacco-free cigarettes.
But of life without anxiety, still nothing.
(masse78, Twitter)

It is scientifically proven that a shit day lasts more than 24 hours.
(Anonymous)

Life is a cookie, but yours has raisins.
(Anonymous)

What then:
- Removed anxiety
- The extra pounds
- The money I don't have
- People who stress
-Daily problems
….
Life isn't that bad.
(Anonymous)

Life is like a wedding dinner. You stand there and watch the happiness of others while the one who assigns the seats has put you at the wrong table.
(marcosalvati, Twitter)

witty phrases about life: aphorisms that elicit a laugh

Quotes about everyday life, to share on whatsapp

Life sometimes gives us chills. Make no mistake, it's fever.

I have had many experiences in my life. No experience understood what I wanted.

Blessed are you who have understood everything about life ... But please don't come and explain it to me. I like myself ignorant!

How weird people are… when it comes to you, they also look at commas. When it comes to them not even points.

Life is that thing between "I want to lose weight" and "I start the diet on Monday".

We have all been young and a bit of an idiot, but you mustn't believe that by staying an idiot you also remain young.

If I were to relive my life again, I would make the same mistakes again, only sooner.
(Anonymous)

Life is like an echo: if you don't like what it sends back to you, you have to change the sending message.

The journey from the duvet to the bathroom is one of the worst things in life.

Is life a climb made up of stairs? Well then I'm tired already.

Today is one of those days when I want to stay between me and me ... And there are already too many of us.

- Could you tell me a reason why I should go on?
- Because the light is green and everyone is waiting for you.

Of course it is! You can't have everything in life. Otherwise where do I put it?

Let's agree on the meaning of the word "we", which for a woman means "you and me", for a man "me and my friends".
(Geppi Cucciari)

Between the couple and the grouping there would be less dangerous and even more advantageous solutions: for example the dignified triangle and the restful square, which would allow more equitable relationships of space, solitude, freedom, solidarity and companionship.
(Natalia Aspesi)

I am not opposed to marriage, but it seems to me that a man and a woman are the least suitable people to marry.
(Massimo Troisi)

If love is the answer, can you please ask the question again?
(Lily Tomlin)

A man in love is incomplete until he is married - after which he is finished.
(Zsa Zsa Gabor)

It is true love when she opens the door against the wall with an unprecedented force and you say to her: “Quiet love, don't worry”.
Women cry on their wedding day. Men after.
(Boris Makaresko)

Getting married is like putting your hand in a sack full of snakes, hoping to get an eel out.
(Leonardo da Vinci)

My wife and I always hold hands, otherwise we slap each other.
(Danilo Arlenghi)