Did you want to be born a man too? We show you why having a penis is stressful!
We would all like to pee standing up, or have a guaranteed orgasm, but we need to know the other side of the coin which is very ... interesting! Having the pendant between your legs is not always a divine gift: there are at least 5 things that the penis entails and the vagina, fortunately, no! Let's discover them together so as to smoothen more and more penis envy and ... let's see why we should be grateful to our genitals:
1. The tip of the penis in the hinge
A moment of distraction and zip: the glans is suffocating stuck between two tiny lamellae. The pain must be terrifying. It is not necessary that the glans choke, many parts can get stuck ... and the skin is not that hard of our fingers ... there are those who are forced to go to the hospital for this!
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2. The crushed testicles
Whether he sits alone on his testicles (yes, it happens), or you accidentally kick him in bed (yes you do) ... the testicles are extremely fragile and painful. Crushing or crushing them is very painful. A feeling of nausea rises from the center of the legs and reaches the stomach. It must be terrifying.
And not only! The testicles are generally a problem ... for example: but how annoying are a pair of tight pants?
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3. The inconvenience of men to pee
The man has a very particular awakening, signed morning erection. The first pee of the day is strangely annoying, it is almost difficult to do it.
Another discomfort of peeing? Center the point. Center the toilet, yes. We drunk sit down and have done everything. But they? Maybe they can do it wherever they want (with a little effort, we too), but in the bathroom they have to hit the hole and always risk not succeeding. A perfect metaphor for man's life.
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4. The break between erections
After the first orgasm it is immediately evening. The penis must rest, it is not ready for action. So we are there, we pretend to talk about the future together but we are still excited and we are waiting for the little one to regain his strength. What can I say ... we have multiple orgasms, it squirting, and no pause for us Weak sex to whom?
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5. Spontaneous erections
The scene: your best friend is lying on the beach, he falls asleep, when he wakes up he can no longer get up because a rake has grown between his legs. The erection can not always be controlled, and while we when we see that hallucinating and sculpted Cuban we can get aroused without attracting attention, the flag rises to them exposed to the wind of fools. So, if you keep the bartender sweet eyes you can always deny having done it, but if he lingers on the cashier's balcony, the fact cannot be denied: he will have him between his legs.
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Ultimately: the disadvantage of the penis is that you mostly manage it, because it obeys you more than its master ![](https://static.afcdn.com/relfr/Front/assets/smiley/g29.jpg><br><br>See some tips for taking the lead ...</p>
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